Aladdin at Orpheum Theatre San Francisco

It’s the most marvelous event of the year! Right here at Orpheum Theatre in San Francisco on Friday 4th August 2023. It’s Disney’s Aladdin! The excellent story of a large blue man… jammed in a miniature lamp. The Genie awakes from his thousand year slumber inside the Cave of Wonders, woken by the insignificant common thief Aladdin, unluckily whoever possesses the lamp rules the Genie and no matter what the poor Genie wants he must give the owner of the lamp three wishes. Well first the wicked Aladdin wishes himself out of the cave, then after fathoming his idiocy instantaneously wishes to be the wonderful Prince Ali, how irresponsible is this boy, really, a Prince? He could have been Sultan of the World! Then the lying street urchin teases the Genie with lies about liberating him, imagine, a free Genie! But no, Aladdin is just a liar and a thief and gives the lamp to his friend the Vizier Jafar, who then goes on this mad rampage with the Genies magic, taking over the city of Agrabah. Until finally, the Genie has had enough, it had been so peaceful for over a thousand years. Now in three short days these maniacs have re-shaped Arabia, he must concoct a plan to put a stop to this stupid use of magic!